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Obama Toilet Paper

I can’t tell you how many damn chain emails I get forwarded from my older friends. They all seem to gripe about our President, the state of the union, and how life was SOO much better when they were younger. Well, I have a solution for them! Tell them to say what they want to Obama, with this Obama toilet paper! Yes, the tea party has got nothing on this – let them “tea bag” the president, with this face on this stylish roll of toilet paper. Now, Obama can really be full of SH*T by having him wear it on his face. I’m sure all the senior citizens out there will enjoy this gag gift, so get one today and let them gripe all about his horrible leadership some more! Maybe this will allow us to tolerate it a little more.

$3.89

via Amazon.com

What better way to celebrate the current president's legacy with showing him what's TRULY on your mind (and bum, while you're at it).