I hate losing my place in a good book. And these damn whippersnappers and their ebooks, they don’t know how to read anymore. And since they stare at screens all day, their vision will go bad really soon. –…

Introducing the Pancake Pen, a nifty little contraption that brings up memories of juicy-juice bottles of the past. While grandparents and elderly citizens might not get the most benefit out of this alone, albeit for naughty & adult creations,…

This is a pretty awesome way to show off Jellyfish Art in a beautiful desktop tank. It’s a desktop aquarium designed specifically for Jellyfish! Don’t worry, these guys don’t sting and will be shipped happily and healthily to your…

Okay, we’re kinda cheating with this one. What better way than to allow Grandma to play her Candy Crush, notifying you that she’s reading your Facebook statuses, keeping up to date with all the latest news from the Onion,…

You know you’re old when you need to ask a child how to do something on the smartphone. Well, shoot – I’m getting old then, too. Don’t you miss the headsets of yesteryear? If so, this product is for…

This is a really unique gift and a great re-purposing of items that are usually sometimes thrown away, or in beer bottle glass cup situations – hopefully recycled! Is your grandmother or grandfather a beer fan? Do they have…

This is perfect for the car junky in all of us. Yes, the V8 Engine Block Glass Coffee Table can be adorned with lights, such as in this instance. Use the cylinders to house wine bottles. It’s the perfect…

Are you kidding? This bad-ass walking cane with hidden sword is a replica from Batman Begins, but don’t let that fool you. It can actually be used to save a damsel in distress. Fear not when walking dark alleys…

I can’t tell you how many damn chain emails I get forwarded from my older friends. They all seem to gripe about our President, the state of the union, and how life was SOO much better when they were…

Who doesn’t love golf more than someone who has nothing else really to do the rest of the day? Instead of having to trek the long green, wearing sunscreen, dressing up in ridiculous outfits, and driving around in a…