• Pancake pen kitchenware applicance
  • Desktop Jellyfish Tank with LED Lights
  • Tablet PC for Senior Citizens
  • Old style telephone headphone for iphone
  • Red stripe repurposed beer bottle cup glassware

Walking Cane With Sword

Are you kidding? This bad-ass walking cane with hidden sword is a replica from Batman Begins, but don’t let that fool you. It can actually be used to save a damsel in distress. Fear not when walking dark alleys or taking a stroll down skid row, you’ll have a hidden defense against any perpetrator or wrongdoer. Most likely you’ll need to use a walking cane, but add a hidden sword component and it becomes the best damn invention ever (well, at least in the top 100 inventions of all time). We’re not legally allowed to tell you if it’s sharpened or not, or that you can go down to your local hardware store where they resharpen your kitchen knives for you and get it refinished there. Live out your fantasies as the Dark Knight by adding this walking cane with sword to your arsenal of hiking & walking gear.

$32.99

via Amazon.com

Pretty much all that has been said is all that needs to be said about this wonderful gift. I'm sure Grandpa would love to protect you, and in the case of home burglary or a midnight stroll, this item is a must for personal self defense.