Thumb Thing Book Page Holder & Bookmark Thingy

I hate losing my place in a good book. And these damn whippersnappers and their ebooks, they don’t know how to read anymore. And since they stare at screens all day, their vision will go bad really soon. –…

$5.68

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Pancake Pen

Introducing the Pancake Pen, a nifty little contraption that brings up memories of juicy-juice bottles of the past. While grandparents and elderly citizens might not get the most benefit out of this alone, albeit for naughty & adult creations,…

$10.99

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Desktop Jellyfish Tank

This is a pretty awesome way to show off Jellyfish Art in a beautiful desktop tank. It’s a desktop aquarium designed specifically for Jellyfish! Don’t worry, these guys don’t sting and will be shipped happily and healthily to your…

$499.99

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Kindle Fire HD Tablet

Okay, we’re kinda cheating with this one. What better way than to allow Grandma to play her Candy Crush, notifying you that she’s reading your Facebook statuses, keeping up to date with all the latest news from the Onion,…

$199.00

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Retro Corded Headset For Smartphone

You know you’re old when you need to ask a child how to do something on the smartphone. Well, shoot – I’m getting old then, too. Don’t you miss the headsets of yesteryear? If so, this product is for…

$7.99-$13.99

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Beer Bottle Glass Cup Repurposed Glassware

This is a really unique gift and a great re-purposing of items that are usually sometimes thrown away, or in beer bottle glass cup situations – hopefully recycled! Is your grandmother or grandfather a beer fan? Do they have…

$12.99-$67.99

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Engine Block Glass Coffee Table

This is perfect for the car junky in all of us. Yes, the V8 Engine Block Glass Coffee Table can be adorned with lights, such as in this instance. Use the cylinders to house wine bottles. It’s the perfect…

$1,500.00

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Walking Cane With Sword

Are you kidding? This bad-ass walking cane with hidden sword is a replica from Batman Begins, but don’t let that fool you. It can actually be used to save a damsel in distress. Fear not when walking dark alleys…

$32.99

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Obama Toilet Paper

I can’t tell you how many damn chain emails I get forwarded from my older friends. They all seem to gripe about our President, the state of the union, and how life was SOO much better when they were…

$3.89

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Putter Pool Indoor Game

Who doesn’t love golf more than someone who has nothing else really to do the rest of the day? Instead of having to trek the long green, wearing sunscreen, dressing up in ridiculous outfits, and driving around in a…

$79.95

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  • Emergency Underpants

    Lost control of your bladder? Spilled a bit of soda on your pants? Yes, accidents do happen. For that, you have this. The Emergency Underpants fit nicely within your wallet, and within a jiffy you’ll have a nice fresh…

    $4.39

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  • Over The Hill Survival Kit

    How else can you survive old age? This over the hill survival kit will help everyone over 50 (or is 60 the new 50 now?). It includes a new set of dentures, gray-b-gone, over the hill survival pills, and…

    $12.49

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  • Toilet Seat Flipper Pedal

    End the nagging now! The Toilet Seat Flipper Pedal was probably invented by a disgruntled married man, after hearing his old lady complain too often about him leaving the seat up, or god forbid, peeing all over it. We…

    $19.99

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  • Dirty Underwear Wallet

    These nasty looking whitey-tighties are actually a conveniently disguised wallet to hide all your valuables in. The Brief Safe Hidden Contents Travel Passport Wallet covertly hides your valuables in your suitcase while on vacation. Yes, accidents happen, especially when…

    $14.99

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  • Retired Satin Stash

    Let the world know you’re retired, and love it, with this Retired Satin Stash. It only comes in one color, but can be used around the house, at your favorite party, and even in the shower. Retired and you…

    $6.18

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  • Go-Go Travel Mobility Scooter

    The sign of our retirees, the Travel Mobility Scooter is the perfect present to get around in. What’s great about this is that it fits in a trunk, can be disassembled into 5 pieces (with the heaviest being 28…

    $789.00

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  • TV Ears – Wireless Headset System

    What did he say? Grandma, I can’t stop watching the movie and explaining it to you at the same time – everybody is getting angry with me! TV Ears are the best solution. The user is able to get…

    $113.99

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  • Oversized Universal Remote Control

    Do senior citizens lose and/or misplace items? Does the tide go in and out? Yes, this remote can still get lost – but if made any bigger it would loose some of its functionality. It’s the perfect size to…

    $4.88

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  • DayClocks Classic Oak Day Clock

    Measuring life in days instead of minutes or hours, something special that our retirees around the world can enjoy. Do you constantly have to remind them what day it is? Well, fret no more! With the DayClocks Classic Oak…

    $34.64

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