Let the world know you’re retired, and love it, with this Retired Satin Stash. It only comes in one color, but can be used around the house, at your favorite party, and even in the shower. Retired and you know it and you really want to show it? Well you go girlfriend! Give these out as a prank gift, or if your friends have a sense of humor – a serious going away gag. Yes, it’s not the best prank product, but if you combine it with something that is sincere, then you will get a laugh out of your present, and humor is always the best gift for an old folk!