How else can you survive old age? This over the hill survival kit will help everyone over 50 (or is 60 the new 50 now?). It includes a new set of dentures, gray-b-gone, over the hill survival pills, and more. You can feign deafness if you want to stop your nagging neighbors and spouse, use the gray-b-gone to hide those pesky bleached hairs, or use this pills to fall asleep in your recliner. Yes, we know that being over the hill sucks, so that’s why this gag gift was invented.